It takes a lot to be added to my list of heroes. Well, okay, you really just need to pour me a decent cup of coffee on a Monday morning, or make a Website like “You Park Like an A$$hole” (lightly censored, because I care).

See, my second-biggest pet peeve is people who don’t give a rat’s behind about how poorly they park (preceeded only by people who don’t give a rat’s behind about how they drive). My goal in life is to go through it quietly, help as many people as I can, collect thank-yous as repayment (except where money, food, or the aforementioned Cup of Joe is more appropriate) and simply avoid inconveniencing others. You don’t have to like me for it. I just figure that the easiest way to avoid a black eye is to not do things that might make someone want to slug me.  If you don’t mind getting the snot beat out of you, though, then you’d be more at home at IParkLikeAnIdiot.com.