Some things can’t wait a week.

Some people jump off roofs in roller blades. Some guys break boards over their buddy’s heads. And then there are those crazy asians, who play extreme Roshambo (Rocks, Paper, Scissors, not “first I kick you in the nuts, then you kick me in the nuts, and the first one to scream loses”).

But wait, there’s a twist. Well, not a twist. The end result is more like a statue. Watch below to see what I’m talking about.

There is, without a doubt, absolutely nothing I can add to this video to make it funnier, except that “size matters.”

Without further adieu, this week’s Cool Crap of the Week.