Let's get this straight right off the bat: InvertedMind is not accusing Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael "Ron Mexico" Vick of being a member of al Qaeda.

South Carolina inmate #40948-018 beat me to it.

Mike Vick is a number of things.  First of all, he's a thorn in the side of society.  He's nothing more than a pimple on the face of Liberty, but he most certainly is cruel to dogs.  And probably to kitties.  He's also an insult to the good name of the NFL quarterback position.  I would imagine he probably cooked ants with a magnifying glass as a child (or maybe even last week, if he is really as bad as his reputation would have us believe).

But in a lawsuit filed July 23 with the U.S. District Court in Richmond, the aforementioned inmate stopped just short of blaming Vick for Global Warming.  I won't spoil the rest, though.  See the entirely hand-written filing for yourself. 

I wanted to let you, my faithful few readers, know that updates will be sporadic for a little while as InvertedMind and the InvertedFamily are sorting through two very private, very personal issues right now.  Some details will come with time, but until the time comes when I feel comfortable sharing, it will remain private.  I can assure you that my sense of humor is still intact, and that my sense of reality is as detached as ever.  However, words of encouragement would be greatly appreciated.

In time, all will be resolved.  Thanks again for visiting regularly, and please keep the entire InvertedFamily in your prayers.