Let's get this straight right off the bat: InvertedMind is not accusing Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael "Ron Mexico" Vick of being a member of al Qaeda.

South Carolina inmate #40948-018 beat me to it.

Mike Vick is a number of things.  First of all, he's a thorn in the side of society.  He's nothing more than a pimple on the face of Liberty, but he most certainly is cruel to dogs.  And probably to kitties.  He's also an insult to the good name of the NFL quarterback position.  I would imagine he probably cooked ants with a magnifying glass as a child (or maybe even last week, if he is really as bad as his reputation would have us believe).

But in a lawsuit filed July 23 with the U.S. District Court in Richmond, the aforementioned inmate stopped just short of blaming Vick for Global Warming.  I won't spoil the rest, though.  See the entirely hand-written filing for yourself.