Not really.  if you've read 1984 or Animal Farm you'll certainly get the reference and, rest assured, it's nothing like that.  But the time has come to institute some rules in this anti-Utopian state I live in (that would be the State of Denial), just to keep this place running smoothly.  So check them out and consider yourselves warned.  I have a wet noodle waiting for the first offender.  So come on, I dare ya…

I have a Nintendo Wii.  I bought it in October on a whim, and it was one of the best purchases I've ever made.  Not long ago (as in, the beginning of the month), my sister was visiting me for a week during her spring break.  One night we got really bored, so we started creating some random Miis for no real reason.  One of the critters I created was a bald-ain't-beautiful Britney Spears.

I point this out for a reason.  Someone else has now come up with a much, much more creative use for a bald Britney.  And, because this has simply rendered me speechless, I give you exhibit A: