I have a Nintendo Wii.  I bought it in October on a whim, and it was one of the best purchases I've ever made.  Not long ago (as in, the beginning of the month), my sister was visiting me for a week during her spring break.  One night we got really bored, so we started creating some random Miis for no real reason.  One of the critters I created was a bald-ain't-beautiful Britney Spears.

I point this out for a reason.  Someone else has now come up with a much, much more creative use for a bald Britney.  And, because this has simply rendered me speechless, I give you exhibit A: