March 31st, 2008
Apparently, all that time on beautiful beaches has fried their brains.
A Bahamian jury determined that Anna Nicole Smith's son died as a result of an accidental drug overdoes. The kick in the crotch here is that a jury was responsible for determining "fact" regardless of what was actually documented by a coroner. Clearly, what is fact and what is fiction now requires the deliberation of our peers, rather than hard scientific evidence. Pretty soon, a medical examiner's decision that a person is dead will be overturned by a jury — even with the person six feet under. "Nope, Bob is still alive, by a vote of 11 to one." Mark my words.
