The site issues put me well behind, but I have posts in the works.  So, while you wait impatiently for my next amazing piece of wisdom (if no one else will stroke my ego, I will), here's a little something for you to chew on.  It needs no build up, and no punch line.  Without further adieu (or hot air from me)…

Fail!

Her Cuteness has never been what I would call a "normal" child.  She is, after all, offspring of InvertedMind.  And she's my first-born, too, so she probably came from the most potent of my…uh…you know.  She inherited my sense of humor, too, and that can only be described as frightening.

The one thing I thought was normal about her — until today, that is — was her preference for food.  She always seemed to like the usual suspects.  She's a pizza fanatic, and she loves sweet stuff.  I did think it strange that she just completely stopped eating chicken fingers, though.  And my concerns became quite well founded today, when — 24 hours after shunning said chicken fingers — she ate three helpings of fresh pasta primavera.  For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically pasta and sauteed vegetables.  The girl was thrilled to eat broccoli.  Yes, she's my child, and I loved it growing up.  But I was totally unprepared for the possibility that God would make such an exact copy of me.  I mean, really, is the world ready for two of us?

I have a Nintendo Wii.  I bought it in October on a whim, and it was one of the best purchases I've ever made.  Not long ago (as in, the beginning of the month), my sister was visiting me for a week during her spring break.  One night we got really bored, so we started creating some random Miis for no real reason.  One of the critters I created was a bald-ain't-beautiful Britney Spears.

I point this out for a reason.  Someone else has now come up with a much, much more creative use for a bald Britney.  And, because this has simply rendered me speechless, I give you exhibit A:

I just saw a commercial for Lunesta, and now I have a question: how can "drowsiness" be a possible side-effect of a sleep aid?!