Posts Tagged ‘funny’

I guess she was sitting in God’s lap?

This is a bit late in posting — as in about three weeks late — but it’s too funny to never post.

Several weeks back, after picking up Her Cuteness from school, we were driving home talking about her day.  For one reason or another we got on the subject of God being everywhere, and in everything.

I told her, “Do you see those trees?  God is in those.  He’s in our car, he’s in your carseat, and he’s even in you!”

She smiled sweetly and laughed her cute little laugh that says, “Daddy, you’re funny!”

After a few minutes of listening to what was probably either Mozart or Rachmaninov, I hear from the seat behind me, “Daddy, I feel Jesus in my chair!”

How I ever managed to keep from swerving off the road laughing, I will never know.



How not to…do…stuff

The site issues put me well behind, but I have posts in the works.  So, while you wait impatiently for my next amazing piece of wisdom (if no one else will stroke my ego, I will), here's a little something for you to chew on.  It needs no build up, and no punch line.  Without further adieu (or hot air from me)…

Fail!



CCotW: An animated Star Wars you’ll never forget

Cool Crap of the Week is back! I'm hoping to actually do this every week now, so feel free to complain if I don't keep up with it (at least not without a halfway believable excuse).

We've all seen things that were so incredibly pointless — yet entertaining — that they managed to dumb our thoughts down to nothing more than, "that guy has too much time on his hands."  Those sorts of things are the bread and butter of Cool Crap of the Week — this segment is all about highlighting those absolutely nonsensical wastes of perfectly good time that, nonetheless, make you wonder how someone could develop such an amazingly useless skill.

What I came across in the last week does exactly that: Star Wars ASCIImation.  I'm not going to explain; you've just got to see it.