Okay, I’m thinking of making this “Childhood, Remixed” thing a new category. It depends on how much I feel like doing it (and, relative to how often I post in general, posting once a year to this category would make it worthwhile). I present to you, in honor of the fact that stores are selling Halloween decorations more than two months in advance, The Giant, Hairy Spider:

The giant, hairy spider
Walked up and freaked me out
Landed in my hair
And made me scream and shout
Gobbled up my eyeballs
And ate my nostrils, too
Now the giant, hairy spider
Is coming after you