InvertedMind has a number of regulars who show up at random times. I will try to give you a brief summary of each, but if I miss one and you want to know who they are, leave a comment and I'll make an effort to add them here.

Her Cuteness (a.k.a. Baby K.G.) Her Hotness H.C.'s Mama and I have a wonderful young daughter who, at Age Two, continues to show me just how dumb I am.  Not that I think I'm a moron — the test scores generally say a lot to the contrary — but she just manages to outsmart me all the time.  It's a good thing she's so adorable, though; otherwise, this whole "two" thing would have resulted in a timeout-to-play-time ratio of about 15:1.

InvertedMom InvertedMind's mom. She doesn't act her age. Heck, she doesn't act my age.

Mom of the South InvertedMind's mother-in-law. Weird and quirky, but fun and single, guys!

The Southern Belle InvertedMind's grandmother-in-law. Once described by InvertedMind as "one hell of an amazing woman."

Saint or Sitter (SoS) Babysitter of Her Cuteness.  H.C. only looks sweet and innocent, and somehow SoS hasn't yet sent out the SoS.  She and her family are about the closest thing InvertedMind and H.C. have to family in North Carolina, and they've stepped up more than once to help out (like, for instance, the day InvertedMind spent yakking his guts out from food poisoning).

Her Hotness My wife. She's gorgeous, intelligent, shy, loving, caring, funny and sometimes almost as much of a smartass as Yours Truly. No matter what the future holds, I spent three and a half great years of my life with her.  For lack of a better name, she will henceforth be referred to as H.C.'s Mama.

Note: This page is constantly under construction and is in no way a definitive list of the acquaintances of InvertedMind. If you're mentioned in a post, you'll make it here eventually.